Mr. Surgeon was sick and tired of never being listened to. So he concieved a plan to bring The Queer back from the dead. He decided to visit Satan in Hell. Mr. Surgeon traveled all the way to New Jersey, and under an interstate overpass, he began to chant the words cockfight, and German tapdancing. Soon the Devil appeared, and asked the Surgeon what he wanted. Satan explained to him that the only way to bring the Queer back was to capture the sacred Talisman of Evil, and open a portal to the Queer Dimension. That is where all queers go when they leave this world. Satan went on to tell Mr. Surgeon that the Talisman of Evil was in the Temple of Fecal Matter, and only the chosen one may enter. The Chosen one is the one and only Billy Jenkins..............